

After studying for hours, I "reward" myself by playing with adhesive and paper.

In short, WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Would it be wrong if I marketed wind-up dolls of my students' favorite phrases (i.e. like those dolls that would drink milk if you pulled the string on the back)? I would just pull the string and my students would say their favorite phrases:
Examples:
Dr. C., may I go to the bathroom PLEASE?!?!?
Dr. C., why is your class so difficult (uh, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, child)?
Dr. C., why do use such big-ass words?!?!?!?! (uh, I do have a doctorate, child)
Dr. C., you are such a B****!!! (in Espanol).
WTFism #3
It's a WTF? moment when you are calling professionals about some BIZNESS and your calls keep getting forwarded to their voicemail. Deliver me, because I KNOW that you are there. Finally, when I say, "This is Dr. C. It is imperative that I speak to X. This is my third call. Is X available?" that her co-worker makes sure that she answers the phone.WTFism #4
The folks warned me years ago that I would know my true friends when the following things occurred:
1.) Engagement
2.) Purchasing my 1st home
Right now, folks are hating on #2. I haven't told too many folks, but of that group, some "true colors are shining through".
'NUF SAID.
WTFism #5
WTFism #6
Why are the only men that keep hitting on me are on the BUS?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!?!!?
WTFism #7WTFism #12