The weekend is HERE

for y'all at least. I am a still studyin'. . . .

Check this out - - - two nights ago, I dreamed that I delivered 8lb twins (EACH) - a little boy and girl. The baby boy was given my mother's maiden name. My baby girl - still couldn't decide on her name.

What does my husband look like? The hell if I know. I just know that he must be white or Hispanic because my babies were biracial. I knew that the babies weren't of Asian or Indian heritage, because I did get to peep them out. They had a head full of dark, black hair and really full cheeks. That's all that I could make out.

My daddy kept sayin', "Damn, your ass was HUGE." Mom and Grandma Mel repeatedly said that my babies were beautiful (and, if you knew my grandmother you would KNOW that she doesn't go ga-ga over babies. In fact, she told her own sister that her (her sister's) grandson was UGLY. An Asian co-worker said (WHY was she in my dream - - - let me guess - I was preparing for my ELL exam and was considering all ELL learners), "Ooh, your babies are so pretty, but so BIG. You were so BIG."

LAWD.

This weekend, I leave you with this:


http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/main.asp?SectionID=6&SubSectionID=84&ArticleID=16944

Gotta luv the U.S.'s right to nearly do ANYTHANG.

Happy Friday. Now y'all go and get yourself a WAFFLE, okay?