THANK YOU and other THANGS. . .

HOWDY, Y'ALL!!!


Did you miss ME?! LOL. I've been so busy preparing for exams that I haven't had time to devote to posting. On a serious note, I would like to thank you for your comments via blogger and email RE: Monday's post. The usage of racial slurs must cease.

Here' s a photo of me next to the HSM sign. I heard those things cost TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, FOLKS!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!? I tried doing one of those "shots" that my high schoolers give when they are posing for photos. I'll never forget the morning when one student said, "I'm ready for my photo to be taken" and struck a POSE. GOOD LAWD. Oh, how I needed that laugh. Booty shorts will folks some high esteem. FORGET esteem workshops.

Now, the musical . . . considering that my tickets were free, it was GRRRRRRRRRRREAT. Would I have paid that kind of $$$ to take my daughter to see "HSM" - that production - - - NOT. For a Broadway musical, it should have been better. I am all about exposing children to the arts, but I would have saved my $$$ to take my child to see "The Lion King." The highlight of the play was when a little girl behind me said, "Mommy, I need to go potty." I didn't make it any better; I turned around and said, "Do you have to go tinkle?" She bobbed her head. I could go on and on about the play, but I sense that the last thing that you want to hear about is some teeny-booper play.

Alright, it's time to talk about current EVENTS happening in our BELOVED country:

1.) Bush decides to lift the terrorist threat warning on Mandela. Wasn't that just NICE of YOUR Pres.?! WTF?!?! The man is 90 years old; he's been out of prison for over 15 plus years, and you just decided to do this?!??! Did Condie have to coax him?

DELIVER ME.

2.) The VT girl whose UNCLE, a convicted SEX OFFENDER, has killed her. WTF?!?! If I knew that my brother was a sex offender, there is no way in the H -E -DOUBLE L would he be anywhere near my child.

What are your sentiments about this MESS?!

On to a lighter note, I had the PLEASURE of speaking with my girl, CHRISTINA, this AM. I feel as if I have known her for years. Damn, I hate that she lives in the Midwest. Christina is REAL, and for those living in Phoenix, y'all KNOW that you can count the # of real folks on one hand and STILL have some fingers left over. Check her blog out (go to these are a few of my favorite PEEPS).

Off to enjoy my STORIES. I've been without cable service since Monday. And yes, I pay my bill. The complex switched cable providers. The servicemen just left.

As Adrienne would say, TOODLES! ;)

I Believe I Can. . .

FLY!!!! That's exactly what this CLOWN thought that he was able to do yesterday. FOOL, SET (no typo - -- y'all know that I was partially raised by Southerners) YOURSELF DOWN (in the voice that the Black boy used w/Mario's character in the film, "Freedom Writers". You surely aren't my SUPERMAN. Y'all should have KNOWN that I was going to dedicate a post to Mr. Robert Kelly, a.k.a. R. Kelly, b.k.a. PEDOPHILE, GOLDEN SHOWER KING (if you don't know what this is, I'ma let that be your homework assignment), ALIYAH'S EX HUSBAND, and the list goes on. . .

This clown is back on the streets just searching for his next prey. Although I love his voice, the infamous Chante Moore/Ron Isley video trilogies, etc. . . , this ho is still a CHILD MOLESTER. As Mom once said, "How in the HELL can your a** be on trial, but have the #1 record in the nation (She made this comment a few years back). Answer, "Mom, we are "LIVING IN AMERICA!!!" (May James Brown continue to rest in Pimp Peace).

I don't know if I can purchase anymore of his albums. What KILLS me is how his ex wife claimed in a long-a** article in Essence magazine that it wasn't him! Uh, she needs to get get some LASIK surgery. . . Aside from mind control, what grown-a$$ man is going to want to date a 14 year old LITTLE GIRL. I've had kids ask me, "Uh, if I was born in 1992, and say a man was born in 1978, is that too big of an age difference?" My response, "LEAVE THAT GROWN MAN ALONE BEFORE YOUR MOMMA GOES TO JAIL TRYING TO STOMP THE BOTH OF YOU. IS YOU CRAZY? YOU DO NOT NEED FOR ME TO DO THE MATH BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER - - - - IF THEY WEREN'T BORN IN THE NINETIES, KEEP ON MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I am still searching for "my home." I put in an offer for a residence yesterday. It's in my price range, but needs a smidgen of work. Check this out - - - the house that I turned down's seller agent now wants to reconsider. We'll see. . .

Kudos to Tabatha for creating my new banner!! Y'all QUIT LAUGHING at the photo with me and the folks circa 1977. ;)


Happy Saturday!