Daily, I am reminding myself to LOVE ME. I thought that this was a perfect tee to serve as a reminder:
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Good evening.
How is your weekend coming along?
Today, I went to the LSS. I was having a great time working on scrapbook layouts until the sweet team teachers put out the cupcakes. Folks, there is one woman that I truly can't stand. It's so bad that I look for her car each time that I visit a local scrapbook store; ditto for my friend. She's got some serious issues. Case in point - -- my friend went to her house almost four years ago. When she proceeded to take off her shoes, she was informed (by heffa) to keep them on because her dead skin cells are what dirties her carpet, NOT my friend's shoes. Today, her craziness struck YET again. The instructors made these cute plate stands from Goodwill supplies. I took a pic of the display, and before I could reach and take a plate, the customer who thinks that she is ALL of THAT lunges for the plate and informs me, "I want that plate. I was up here first."
WTH? Are you kidding me? How old are you?
My response OUT LOUD (and, I do watch myself at this LSS) was : "DAMN." She said, "Oh, I was going to let you take your picture first (as if she was doing me a favor), and then I was going to get my plate.
My inward response, "Crazy bitch."
What's the problem with this situation - - -the woman is at least FORTY-FIVE YEARS OLD MAKING A LUNGE FOR A FREAKIN' CUPCAKE THAT IS ON A GOODWILL PLATE. I don't knock Goodwill whatsoever, but COME ON, the china wasn't LENOX!!! Hell, she gave Gerald Bettis a run for his money.
The woman has some ISSUES. I HATE seeing her at the store. In fact, my girl and I go to other stores PRAYING that we don't see her car in the lot. When we see her car @ the LSS, we both let out a big, "DAMN" in the car and say, "I guess we've got to deal with HER today." We don't know how she has any friends, because we have seen her dog out her BFFs behind their back. She's got one friend that follows her around like a lost, puppy dog.
While at these stores, she takes over and acts as if everyone should wait on her/stop what they are doing. I've met women at other LSS, and they have said, "I can't stand her. She will sign up for classes and have to leave early, and she wants to rush the teacher to finish the directions in order to accomodate her schedule."
She is extremely uncouth when it comes to bragging about all the material goods that she has. I want to scream, "Don't you have any shame? Don't you realize that people in this classroom are rolling their eyes at you? Do you honestly think that these employees really want to wait on you? They are sweet women; however, THEY should have a boiling point, and if you weren't spending so much $$$ there, they would blow you off like the rest of us do. Do you think that they are laughing at your jokes or really care about you reminding them of how much $$$ that you have? Shut UP already. SET down.
This is a woman who would laugh @ me taking the bus over to Mesa (y'all know that I am blind and don't drive); however, when she needed something, and she knew that I was there, she sure would ask for me to look and see what was new at the store. This is a person who would call and invite me to her home for parties only to act as if they parties didn't exist so that she didn't have to pick me up - - - as if I was a burden.
Scrapbooking attracts some CRAZY folks. That's the TRUTH.
Word.