NOT. I am so ready to move out of my apartment. Don't get me wrong - - -I am most definitely glad to have a "roof over my head"; however, I am tired of this smelly dog park that my apartment is adjacent to. I don't dig dogs. Period. I don't dig BIG-ass dogs - -- dogs as tall as ME. I don't know how my neighbors can afford our rent, food for themselves and the beasts that they call their household pet. Deliver me. I live in a 1BDR. Many of my neighbors live in the same model, AND they manage to have a MASTIF living with them. Correction - two MASTIFS. You know that this is a WTF?!?!?! ism. I'm not a pet owner; therefore, maybe I just don't get the "I will live in small quarters and do without rather than getting rid of my beloved Alpo." Personally, it's animal cruelty to have a 130lb dog stuck in a small apt. all day long (minus 2-3 walks per day).
I have the *luxury* of having my apt. face our complex's dog park. I HATE it. Don't let these dogs start barking @ 10pm (and I need to be up at 5am). I used to bang on my bedroom window as if I lived in the projects. Do you know that I woke up one morning and some fool shot a BB gun through my window??? I thought that someone threw a rock @ the window. I had the window repaired, and that's when the servicemen informed me that the crack was from a BB gun.
And, this is Ahwatukee?!?!??!!
Deliver me.
See the white foam around the patio door - - - that's to keep the scorpions out. Does it really work? NOT.
If I clicked my heels three times, would I end up in a new home?
Fiction is bogus.
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ROFLOL you are too funny. Those dogs are huge though lol
Those dogs are huge and NASTY, Adrienne! They look like HORSES. The owners say, "Cee, they won't bite you." I said, "You are correct. All it has to do is stretch its big head and mouth and swallow me whole."
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