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WTF?!?!??!isms

Have you had days where you want to scream WTF? I have my daily share of them. This is the section where I'll share them.

WTFism #1:

Why do AARP-age men keep hitting on me?!?!?!? Sweet LORD, don't they understand that I have ONE daddy, and I am NOT trying to replace him with another one? I am NOT ready for AARP literature to arrive @ my home. Unless those AARP benefits say, "Marry a 33 year old, and we'll help you make her student loan payment, they need to "keep a steppin'."

I see them as the Lion seeking courage. My name is NOT Dorothy. They need to leave OZ and WAKE UP.

WTF?!?!?!?

WTFism #2

It's a WTF? moment when you are calling professionals about some BIZNESS and your calls keep getting forwarded to their voicemail. Deliver me, because I KNOW that you are there. Finally, when I say, "This is Dr. C. It is imperative that I speak to X. This is my third call. Is X available?" that her co-worker makes sure that she answers the phone.

Sometimes, I am thankful for my title!

WTF?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??

WTFism #3

The folks warned me years ago that I would know my true friends when the following things occurred:

1.) Engagement

2.) Purchasing my 1st home

Right now, folks are hating on #2. I haven't told too many folks, but of that group, some "true colors are shining through".

'NUF SAID.

WTFism #4

You be the judge of how the following incident is a WTF?!?!?ism:

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/wireStory?id=4923116

Is this EVER going to end? Barry, whatcha gots to say?

WTFism #5

Why are the only men that keep hitting on me are on the BUS?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!?!!?

WTFism #6

Why are people so SLICK that they are STOOPID?!?!?!

WTFism #7

Why does America make such a fascination over the stars stepping up and changing their own babies' diapers?!?!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203335,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Didn't they intentionally/unintentionally stop using birth control and created these children? Thus, shouldn't they change at least a diaper or two?

WTFism #8

Why do I even care about #8?!?!?!? Hey, I was bored and read the Entertainment section of AOL. Kill me.

WTFism #9

Don't MESS with a black woman and her wig:

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=62549

WTF?!?!??!!!?!?!?

WTFism #10

Tatum O'Neal alleges that she purchased the "crack cocaine" because she was grieving over her dog's death.

WTF?!?!!!?!?!?!?!

WTFism #11

Ed McMahan is BROKE.

WTF?!?!?!? Maybe someone will step by his crib with a check so that he can be the "next millionaire."

WTFism #12

R. Kelly is a FREED child molester.

WTF?!?!

WTFism #13

I wear a 32 C BRA

WTF?!?!!??!!?!??!??!?!??!?!!?!!??!!?!!?!?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

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