LOOK AT ME, THE PIN-UP MODEL . . .

uh, hells no NOT.

Since I talked about this darn suit so much, I thought that I would show and tell.

I'ma buy me some breasts. I am on the phone right now with my mom talking about it. She told me to wait until I have a baby.

Again, has she seen my dating calendar?

My booty is BIG. I hate it.

AZ readers, if y'all know a DECENT man that is SINGLE with no KIDS, pass this blog address along.

WORD.